Lucky 7's in 2014
Friday ... Greens
A horse enters into a pub and says to the barman:
- Give me a soda.
- What?! Don't you want me to spew a whiskey too?
- I can not, I'm with wagon!
A boy comes home and tells his father:
- Dad, Dad, I'm going to marry!
- For whom you going to get married, son?
- For Steven!
- How about Steven? He is a boy!
- He isn't a boy! He is 50 years old.